When reading these quotes keep in mind that some of these are the "you had to be there" kind. But, for the most part one should see the humor in them. If you aspire to have a quote on this page just come by our house. There are always plenty of opportunities.
Quotes from Aris Mosier
Aris - "Hey man, cut me some slacks!"
Aris - "I'm gonna go get a food!"
Aris - "I just slipped on those gravels!"
Aris - "You guys are like pulling my hairs man!"
Aris - "Quit twisting my Ass!"
Aris - "Can I get a scissor?"
Aris - "Anyone get the mails?"
*Disclaimer: This is not an attack on Aris. It's for purposes of amusement only!
Conversation between Meyrose and Aris
Meyrose(Upon seeing Aris's new shoes with a shiney silver buckle) - "Hey Aris, the pilgrims called and they want their shoes back!"
Aris - "ummm.. ummmm.. Um, these shoes cost more than your whole life!"
Brothers - "Good come back Aris" - Hope you sensed the sarcasm.
Quote from Ed Yan
Ed - "Why's it gotta be like that?"
Quote from Matt Johnson
Matt - "Thursday we're gonna have a candy pass." - Should have been "candle pass"
Quote from Tony Craig
Tony(while playing a wrestling game on his playstation) - "BOOM!!"
Quotes from Bill Dever
Bill(while speaking to a Mid-Year Class) - "A black hole is God's weight divided by zero!" - Where did that come from?
Bill(After being given his Indian Name "Franken Sloth") - "What's a Sloth?"
Quote from Jared Parsons
Jared(after being a member for over a month) - "Ron, where's the bathroom?"
Quote from Noah Miller
Noah(while watching WWF) - "Look at that guys package!" - *Disclaimer: Noah Miller is not gay!
